Superbitch Magazine

Hello Fuckers,

Davies here. I’ve got a few news nuggets to uncover, and what better place to do this, huh?

 First, THE BIG NEWS :

The NEXT issue of Superbitch Magazine, America’s ONLY publication dedicated to Girls, Booze, and Music, will be hitting the streets on….OCTOBER 22nd!! Yep, that’s correct – Issue # 21 will be out and about like a newly-turned 21-year old girl hittin’ the bars…dead on! Tons of Superbitches, boozy treats, music / movie reviews, photo features, and politically INcorrect humor coming your way…so get your underwear stuffed ’cause you’re about to get kicked square in the coconuts, mothereffer. If you’re an aspiring writer in the style of Hunter S. Thompson and Lester Bangs AND you don’t mind working for free ( well, okay…you’ll get a free issue. Maybe a DVD, too! ), send some stuff to : superbitchmagazine@yahoo.com . ABSOLUTELY NO POETRY OR FICTION!!

TOMORROW!! Thursday September 9th, 7PM – Brand-new ” Smoking Superbitch Smokin’ 100′s ” fetish video featuring issue # 18 cover star MISS ALISON will be on sale at  the Superbitch Magazine video store, www.clips4sale.com/store/20392 ! 

I just shot this new video here at Superbitch HQ today, and it was a great time. Miss Alison is one of my most favorite models to shoot, very professional, and extremely easy to work with. I’m now officially her agent, so if you’d like to book her for shoots or hire for personal appearances, go go-dancing, and other things, please contact me at : superbitchmagazine@yahoo.com .

Speaking of Superbitch video, I’m booking shoots now involving certain fetishes : smoking, wrestling, ear punishment, and domination. If you look like a Superbitch ( check out the magazine to see what I’m talking about.. ), and you’d like to make quick cash, send a few recent pics of yourself and a short bio to : superbitchmagazine@yahoo.com . Must be at least 18 years of age, valid photo ID, sign a model release form, and live in the metro Detroit area, or at least visiting. I don’t pay for travel expenses.

If you’ve already purchased some of our 100% exclusive fetish videos and would like to make a special request, please send it to : superbitchmagazine@yahoo.com . We also make custom DVDs. NO straight-up porn, just certain fetishes. E-mail us for more info.  

A few other shits : I’m going to be launching a special TWO-WEEK sale here at www.superbitchmagazine.com , and it’ll be all of our back issues and DVD for one low price. Missed some issues? No problem. Wanna help us clear out our inventory? We gotcha. Curious to see what the Superbitch DVD is all about but didn’t want to pay ten bucks? Well, that makes you one cheap-ass motherfucker, but since you probably don’t have a job right now…we can work with you. Hell, I’ll even personally throw in a special gift to each and every one who orders!!

Also, I’m still editing Superbitch Magazine’s ” The Triple B series : Vol. 2 ” DVD…yeah, I know I’ve said it before, but like that dude says in the movie “ 48 Hours ” : I’ve been BUSY!! If you liked Vol. 1, you’re gonna friggin’ LOVE Vol. 2! It’s gonna have everyone : Miss Alison, Tara, Mistress Xena, Bombshell, Robin Graves, and a whole lot of booze, boobs, boots…and more!!! When will it be available? Well, soon – we’ll let you know, trust me.

In other news, I’m playing lots of gigs with my one-man, two-fisted, double-penetrating the puss and anus of all that is right in the world, musical velvet prong of death – THE JOHN DAVIES PROBLEM! Check out some of my videos in this blog and book me for your next cocktail party, store closing, barbeque kegger, or opening of a drawer. Here’s the video for the already-legendary song, ” The Drip “!

…okay, I think that’s enough information for you all to take into your faceholes for now, go to www.clips4sale.com/store/20392 tomorrow at 7PM for the new Miss Alison ” Smoking Superbitch Smokin’ 100′s ” video!!

- DAVIES

sail on sail on sailor

For any of you keeping up on what’s actually happening in the world of Superbitch Magazine, you’ll already know that I, the publisher/CEO/webmaster/King Dick of Superbitch Magazine – John Davies, have my very own solo act called : THE JOHN DAVIES PROBLEM. I’m a one-man lubed-up fist into the ass of good taste and singing filthy drinking songs perfectly suited for the everyday, working, common man.  In fact, just to give you a little taste, check out my song  ” The Drip ” below :

…one guess what that song is really about.

ANYWAY, I’m performing TODAY ( Wednesday August 25th, 2010 ) at NOIR LEATHER in lovely downtown Royal Oak, MI with fellow Detroit musical luminary and modern drunkard, JIMMY DOOM ( of A.L.D. ) around 7:30pm. We’ll be busting some dirty jokes, singing filthy songs, and possibly going to jail. Afterwards, I suspect I’ll be celebrating at my favorite dive, Gusoline Alley…which is right down the street. If you’re nice, I’ll take pictures of the event and post them here so you can see what happens when you mix experience and wisdom with lyrics and boners. So BE THERE!!

NOIR LEATHER

124 West 4th Street
Royal Oak, MI 48067-3805
(248) 541-6655

Back issues of Superbitch Magazine are sold there, so come on in and buy one to go along with your cock ring!

- DAVIES

TONITE at 7PM!! We’re unleashing part TWO of the TONITE at 7PM!! Part two of the Superbitch t-shirt, boobs, and legs! PART TWO  video featuring the lovely Cruella!

Cruella is fuckin’ hot as shit, my friends. Just look at that goddamned body! Her ass is motha-humpin’ perfect, and her tits are delicious. ALOT better than getting kicked dead square in the nuts, lemme tell ya.  Just go to the Superbitch Magazine video store at www.clips4sale.com/store/20392  and SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SMUT PEDDLER!!

- DAVIES

breeeeed like rats

The newest video by THE JOHN DAVIES PROBLEM for the song, ” The Drip “. This tune is one of the very first songs ever written by TJDP, and is a scathing political call-to-arms about the state of America, our children, and ultimately…our future. Also, always wear a rubber, kids!

- DAVIES

put the lime in the coconut

The new video from my porno rap alter ego, BEAVER SHOOT! This song is from the metal remix EP called ” Metal Up Your Fuckin’ Ass ” and is on sale at itunes, amazon.com, cdbaby.com, napster, and www.beavershoot.com !

Also, Beaver Shoot did the soundtrack for Superbitch Magazine’s ” Triple B series : Vol. 1 ” DVD – pick it up for only TEN BUCKS at www.superbitchmagazine.com/store.htm !

TONITE at 7PM!! Superbitch CRUELLA has a NEW video, ” Superbitch t-shirt, boobs, and legs PART ONE ” !! It features the beautiful Cruella slowly stripping off her Superbitch t-shirt, exposing her perfect boobs ( with pierced nipples ) and letting you get a really good POV look. Go to the Superbitch video store at www.clips4sale.com/store/20392 to order, and be sure to browse our huge selection of 100% exclusive fetish videos with several of your favorite Superbitches!!

….and PART TWO will be on sale NEXT WEEK!!

THURSDAY EVENING at 7PM!! Superbitch Cruella is BACK with a new Superbitch fetish SMOKING video!! Go to the Superbitch video store at www.clips4sale.com/store/20392 to order. Check out all of our fetish videos….SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SMUT PEDDLER!

Superbitch CRUELLA is back with her own fetish video called : ” Superbitch Cruella bottle blowjob and boobs ” !!

Superbitch Cruella hangs out naked with her beautiful pierced boobs out, then sticks a bottle between them like a cock. Then she gives the bottle a nice long blowjob….FUCKIN’ HOTT!!! Just go to the Superbitch Magazine video store at www.clips4sale.com/store/20392 or just click on the photos or banner below to order, and look at our huge selection of 100% exclusive Superbitch fetish videos! You won’t find any of these anywhere and we’ve got more coming!

- DAVIES

fill my eyes with that double vision