THE DAVIES SPEAKS : Publisher’s rant and Superbitch Magazine news!
Hello Fuckers,
Davies here. I’ve got a few news nuggets to uncover, and what better place to do this, huh?
First, THE BIG NEWS :
The NEXT issue of Superbitch Magazine, America’s ONLY publication dedicated to Girls, Booze, and Music, will be hitting the streets on….OCTOBER 22nd!! Yep, that’s correct – Issue # 21 will be out and about like a newly-turned 21-year old girl hittin’ the bars…dead on! Tons of Superbitches, boozy treats, music / movie reviews, photo features, and politically INcorrect humor coming your way…so get your underwear stuffed ’cause you’re about to get kicked square in the coconuts, mothereffer. If you’re an aspiring writer in the style of Hunter S. Thompson and Lester Bangs AND you don’t mind working for free ( well, okay…you’ll get a free issue. Maybe a DVD, too! ), send some stuff to : superbitchmagazine@yahoo.com . ABSOLUTELY NO POETRY OR FICTION!!
TOMORROW!! Thursday September 9th, 7PM – Brand-new ” Smoking Superbitch Smokin’ 100′s ” fetish video featuring issue # 18 cover star MISS ALISON will be on sale at the Superbitch Magazine video store, www.clips4sale.com/store/20392 ! 
I just shot this new video here at Superbitch HQ today, and it was a great time. Miss Alison is one of my most favorite models to shoot, very professional, and extremely easy to work with. I’m now officially her agent, so if you’d like to book her for shoots or hire for personal appearances, go go-dancing, and other things, please contact me at : superbitchmagazine@yahoo.com .
Speaking of Superbitch video, I’m booking shoots now involving certain fetishes : smoking, wrestling, ear punishment, and domination. If you look like a Superbitch ( check out the magazine to see what I’m talking about.. ), and you’d like to make quick cash, send a few recent pics of yourself and a short bio to : superbitchmagazine@yahoo.com . Must be at least 18 years of age, valid photo ID, sign a model release form, and live in the metro Detroit area, or at least visiting. I don’t pay for travel expenses.
If you’ve already purchased some of our 100% exclusive fetish videos and would like to make a special request, please send it to : superbitchmagazine@yahoo.com . We also make custom DVDs. NO straight-up porn, just certain fetishes. E-mail us for more info.
A few other shits : I’m going to be launching a special TWO-WEEK sale here at www.superbitchmagazine.com , and it’ll be all of our back issues and DVD for one low price. Missed some issues? No problem. Wanna help us clear out our inventory? We gotcha. Curious to see what the Superbitch DVD is all about but didn’t want to pay ten bucks? Well, that makes you one cheap-ass motherfucker, but since you probably don’t have a job right now…we can work with you. Hell, I’ll even personally throw in a special gift to each and every one who orders!!
Also, I’m still editing Superbitch Magazine’s ” The Triple B series : Vol. 2 ” DVD…yeah, I know I’ve said it before, but like that dude says in the movie “ 48 Hours ” : I’ve been BUSY!! If you liked Vol. 1, you’re gonna friggin’ LOVE Vol. 2! It’s gonna have everyone : Miss Alison, Tara, Mistress Xena, Bombshell, Robin Graves, and a whole lot of booze, boobs, boots…and more!!! When will it be available? Well, soon – we’ll let you know, trust me.
In other news, I’m playing lots of gigs with my one-man, two-fisted, double-penetrating the puss and anus of all that is right in the world, musical velvet prong of death – THE JOHN DAVIES PROBLEM! Check out some of my videos in this blog and book me for your next cocktail party, store closing, barbeque kegger, or opening of a drawer. Here’s the video for the already-legendary song, ” The Drip “!
…okay, I think that’s enough information for you all to take into your faceholes for now, go to www.clips4sale.com/store/20392 tomorrow at 7PM for the new Miss Alison ” Smoking Superbitch Smokin’ 100′s ” video!!
- DAVIES
sail on sail on sailor
