If you don’t already know, in addition to being the CEO/H.N.I.C. here at Superbitch Magazine, I also write, record, and release records as my porno rap alter ego, BEAVER SHOOT. It sort of sounds like the best/worst things about early ’87-era Beastie Boys, The Bloodhoung Gang, 2 Live Crew, ICP, and Queen. I got 4 albums for sale and just finished the new remix EP, called ” The Beaver Booty Remixxx 2 : Electric Bootyloo ” and it should be up on iTunes and all digital retailers worldwide in a few weeks. In the meantime, let’s all celebrate the booty and please enjoy these pics of Beaver Shoot with special guest Superbitch, Sassy Von Cunt! Back that shit up…..
To order the current album, ” Where is the Pussy and Beer? ” just click on the banner above to take you to the Beaver Shoot website….and watch the porno rap stupidity in full effect with the video for ” 16 Beers and a Good Lookin’ HOE “!!
Hey-yo with your bad selves on this humpiest of hump days!!!
I’m happy to report that I finished and sent off the final mixes for the upcoming BEAVER SHOOT remix album, ” The Beaver Booty Remixxx 2 : Electric Bootyloo “!! Very soon, it’s gonna be available worldwide on iTunes, Amazon, Napster, cdbaby.com, and all digital retailers. In the meantime, enjoy these pics of Beaver Shoot with special guest Superbitches Miss Alison and Cupcake, AND the video for the song “ Rock n’ Roll, Smoke a Bowl ”! Beaver Shoot is back…..and your Mother is no longer safe. BOOTY!!
We here at Superbitch Magazine have done the legwork that no one would volunteer to do and have compiled a comprehensive list of music that at first glance, would be considered bad…but, is in fact very good.
Guilty pleasures, perhaps? Maybe. What may be the case is, we have the balls to shed a positive light upon the following stinkers….let’s listen:
Public Image Limited “ Public Image “
This 1978 record by John Lydon ( Rotten ) & co. attempted to bury the just-killed body and legacy of the Sex Pistols by sounding nothing like the legendary punk band – dub bass guitar mixed way too loud, bashing drums set on auto-annoyance, shrill guitar with a torn speaker, and Mr. Lydon bellowing like a wounded dog throughout. This CD will clear a keg party in 11 minutes.
A classic Fuck You record.
Dishonorable mention : “ Theme “, “ Religion “ , “ Fodderstomp “
" Completely destroy the legacy of the Sex Pistols with just one song? I say : Let's! "
Janet Jackson “ Control “
Scenario : 19 year old Jackson daughter grows up and records an album full of danceable tunes about rebellion, nasty boys, and the ol’ in-out, in-out.
Result : I never really thought I’d want to fuck Penny on “ Good Times “.
Summary : You’ve all heard these tunes a million times, however, nothing can beat Janet moaning at the end of the last song.
Dishonorable mention : “ When I think of you “, “ Funny how time flies ( when you’re having fun ) “
Anal Cunt “ Top 40 Hits “
This Boston trio is to grindcore what the Fat Boys were to Rap – very ugly, funny as all hell, and way better than YOUR band. The concept behind A.C. is to make the most unlistenable bullshit anyone would ever dare to vomit onto a record – wait, their gigs are even better. This CD sucks. Wait, actually, this CD is great. No, actually, this CD is fucked. Fucked like the knife-rape scene in “ American Me “….yes, THAT fucked. They do a cover of the Bee Gee’s “ Stayin’ Alive “ as an Oi song.
SETH PUTNAM R.I.P……dying is gay!
Dishonorable mention : “ Pepe, the Gay Waiter “, “ Stayin’ Alive ( Oi! Version ) “,
“ Art Fag “
It’s Monday and we’re busy as hell here at Superbitch HQ, settin’ up the recording equipment and fixin’ to track some vocals for my porno rap alter ego, BEAVER SHOOT! ….and to celebrate a new album to be shot out of the cum cannon this year, here’s some preview pics of Superbitch SASSY VON CUNT!!
Lovers of big ass booty, come on and GET SOME!!
All photos by John Davies
…..photo feature on its way, enjoy the splendor on this fine Monday!!
Superbitch Magazine issue # 14 cover star and bringer of the 38DDD’s, BOMBSHELL, is back with a new video called :
” 38DDD Bombshell ” Dorothy ” BUSTY CLEAVAGE DANCE! “ It’s on sale now at the Superbitch Magazine clips4sale store, and it’s the NO music version. That means you can hear everything – all the directing, the dumb jokes, butt smacks, and some cd playing in the background. It’s candid, it’s goofy, but a whole lotta sexy!
She's not on the yellow brick road, but she's in a kitchen and her boobs are bouncing!
Let's have some Newcastle beer and a couple o' big tits to go!
Just click on the above pics to order the video, download and watch it to your heart’s content – who doesn’t like CLEAVAGE?? I pity the fool who doesn’t agree.
Yep, we all made it through another week and watcha gonna do about it?? That’s right, you’re going to pour a bunch of courage down your filthy cocksucker and hit on that hot waitress down at your favorite watering hole, ain’t ya? You had better, sir! And if you’re a female, well…kudos on your deep-throat ball-tugging technique, M’lady. All women should learn to hangle from the dangle. Okay, a couple of quick things :
1. If you’ve been trying to order any photo sets or videos from the Superbitch Magazine website, PLEASE READ THIS : we are still working out our issues with our online payment system. Please be patient with us until we get it up and running, hopefully it’ll be sooner than later. In the meantime, you can visit our Superbitch Magazine CLIPS4SALE store where we have over 200 all-original, totally exclusive, fetish video clips that you can buy and have FOREVER! For instance, we have Candy Thunder’s XXX debut video available right now! It’s called ” CANDY THUNDER’S VOYEUR CAM!! ” - get it right now and enjoy it again and again and again….
Miller High Life sucks like a blowfish on a condom wrapper, but hey, it was FREE!
2. I deleted my personal Facebook page today and it felt like taking a massive shit….but in a good way, like in church during the boring sermon. So, to take care of my attention-starved need to express my inner thoughts of woe, triumph and boners, you’ll be happy to know that I’m officially on Twitter at www.twitter.com/superbitchmag . Follow me, laugh at my moronic tweets and be a part of the day-to-day building of an smut empire.
Enjoy your friday, pack some rubbers, stay clear of the cops, and swallow some gravy!
- DAVIES
Bastard Noise Smut Terror-ASSt
up here in space im looking down on you my lasers trace everything you do
It’s one day before the weekend, I’m already enjoying a nice pint of Boddington’s, and why not share some Superbitch pics? Let’s see some SUPERBITCH Devil Doll!!
In light of this week’s pics found on the web of the REAL LIFE Beavis and Butthead,
This reminds me of one of the most creepiest and fucked-up pornos I’ve ever witnessed in my entire life :
” BEAVER AND BUTTFACE “!! This ass-munch of a porn flick came out in 1995 and was instantly noticed on the shelf at ” Video King ” ( or ” Video Star ” or whatever it was called back then ) because of the grotesque and instant boner-killing make up jobs that the actors Buck Adams ( Beaver ) and Tony Tedeschi ( Buttface ) were wearing on the box cover. Basically, it’s exactly like the cartoon, except instead of laughing and making fun of rock videos, they laugh and make fun of girls taking it in the ass and slurping cum off of each other’s chins.
The sex is kinda hot, if you can get past the Halloween wigs and bad Beavis & Butthead impressions…which I definitely couldn’t. I dunno, it’s kinda tough to bust a nut when you’re giggling and being mildly frightened. But I digress. The chicks are sexy as hell, there’s lots of jism throwing and ball tussling, and as a hilariously uncomfortable video to play during a party – or to at least CLEAR a party, you can’t go wrong. ASS!
Here’s a little taste from youtube ( ..that means, NO sex ) of the opening credits to ” Beaver and Buttface “. Take in the moronic dialogue and bad acting. It’s awesomely special.
Drinkin’ and Thinkin’,
- DAVIES
Pastor of Muppets
put it in your mouth because i know where your pussy has been
