Superbitch Magazine

I wrote this blog on myspace today telling everyone that they’re gonna get fuckin’ clipped if they don’t get with the program. Check it :

HELLO, ” Myspace-ers “!

How are you? Doing well? Great. Me? I’m doing good, too. Ok, now that the pleasantries are out of the way, I’d like to express a few important things :

1. SUPERBITCH MAGAZINE IS A BUSINESS. I PUBLISH, EDIT, AND SELL THIS MAGAZINE. What this means is that I’m not on myspace for fun. I’m here to have a presence and promote the magazine…nothing more, nothing less. I used to use this myspace page as my personal blog, and now I use Facebook for that very reason. I also have an official Superbitch blog at www.superbitchmagazine.com . It can be found under ” blog “. In other words, I don’t really use this page for ” social networking “. I run a business. I network socially on my off time….not on the web. If you’d like to contact the magazine for business concerns, please do so via superbitchmagazine@yahoo.com

2. IF YOU’D LIKE TO BE A ” FRIEND ” OF SUPERBITCH MAGAZINE, PLEASE BUY A COPY OR HELP SELL COPIES.
That’s it. You can also order our exclusive videos at the website. Like I stated before, Superbitch Magazine is a business. It’s not a band, it’s not a person, and is certainly not a bulletin board for YOUR business. If you’d like to promote your wares, please contact us for advertising. We have the LOWEST rates in the world. Go to www.superbitchmagazine.com/advertising.htm  for more info and payment options.

3. THE ONLY PEOPLE OR GROUPS I’M INTERESTED IN ARE POSSIBLE MODELS, DISTRIBUTORS, STORES, AND CUSTOMERS. 
Please DON’T send me any more ” friend ” requests. If you’d like to do business ( that means either buying, advertising, or distributing the magazine ), please contact me at superbitchmagazine@yahoo.com  . Myspace has definitely declined in popularity and effectiveness over the last couple of years, and I’m only going to have this page up so no one else can use the name. This page doesn’t really seem to help sell magazines, and I’m not going to be doing too much promotion here in the future.

4. NO, I WON’T REVIEW YOUR BAND’S CD IN THE MAGAZINE.
In fact, as of the next issue, I’m changing the company masthead from ” Girls, Booze, and Music ” to ” GIRLS, BOOZE, AND HUMOR “. We feature much more humorous articles than ever before and….well, your band fucking sucks dick anyway. Unless you buy an ad in the next issue…then I might give your band a great review.

5. I’M GOING TO BE DELETING YOU.
Don’t take it personally, I just think this is all a big waste of time. As I said, if you really want to be my ” friend “, you’ll invest a measly THREE DOLLARS and actually BUY the magazine. Sound good, ” friend “? No? No problem, see ya!

FUCK MYSPACE. I don’t sell copies of the magazine by promoting there, and I’m down to like 81 ” friends ” after getting rid of a shitload of deadbeats. I’m not going to be posting my new weekly video blog there anymore…just on my facebook pages and my personal youtube channel.

SERIOUSLY….If you like Superbitch Magazine and want me to keep publishing, BUY A COPY OR SUBSCRIBE. It’s that simple.

- DAVIES